Reality TV Overload!!

Last night saw a reality TV overload as Hells Kitchen USA and America's Next Top Model returned with a just a pinch of nuttiness being delivered by both shows, maybe make that a big hearty dollop!

Firstly the ever entertaining Gordon Ramsey took centre stage for a two hour premier of Hells Kitchen USA. After two hours of enough f-words to make even Joe Pesci blush, I felt like I had been shown everything that goes in to making Hells Kitchen tick, except the bloody cooking! It was a highly entertaining start though, although why Rock didn't put the crying cowboy up for elimination when he had the chance is simply beyond me!

Next up was the return of America's Next Top Model to living. Now in its eighth season I still enjoy the hell out of this show. The first episode is always the same, a barrage of screaming girls who have thrown up everything they have ever eaten get to tell Tyra just how pretty she is and how amazing it is just to bask in her presense. Then they all make jokes about some bitches weave, someone has an awful story to tell about their childhood, and finally Tyra makes the political judgement to put two, yes count them, that's two plus sized models through to the competition, content in the knowledge that those fat bitches will be out of there by week four and they can get down to the real business.

All in all an entertaining night, with small waists and BIG egos!!